After sitting at the DAF Fashion Show and screaming inappropriate things at Daniel M as he walked the runway, we went to Stag's Head for Paradise. By this point the two Daniels and I were so high that we had lost any formal grasp of the English language, and when people started to notice that we were failing at forming complete sentences, we kind of just huddled together smiling like idiots. This is why buying drugs off the street is reserved only for desperate teenagers and desperate drug addicts. I have, at one point, been both, and will tell you honestly to buy your drugs from someone who didn't come to this country on a floating door.
Fun first night out NOT as a 93-year old woman.
Photos: Paul Ward.