I'm quite obviously taking my clothes off in this photo because tomorrow is my birthday celebration (duh).
Matthew took me shopping today as my birthday present under the conditions that I don't choose something black (fashionable) or lesbian-like (pants).
What he clearly wanted me to buy was a pink dress, by process of elimination(vom).
Anyway, I am 100% making a dress tomorrow out black mesh and wearing high waisted american apparel spanky pants underneath and this( too-small) bra(bitches got some boobs these days).
SO COME OUT AND GET WASTED WITH ME AT EVOL EVERYONE!
I take back what I said before. In fact, we're probably not friends if I haven't thrown up in front of you.
OKAY SEE YOU THERE, I'LL BE ON THE FLOOR ON THE STAGE TRYING TO DANCE LYING DOWN.